The Restroom - hilarious

After completing my graduation i started working in a software firm.
CM was my first project there,n the work was too hectic,
we worked day n night to give fruitfull results to the client.
But still,a client is a client,nevertheless gets satisfied.. :-)

We had a dormitory of one room, in which there were four beds n a tv.
The door board of the dormitory read "The Restroom".
After a long stretch of work,we used to go the restroom n take a nap.
But after some days the restroom got restricted only for girls,
it was the first saddest thing which happend with us there n
then continued to countless..

One day, As I was doing my work very honestly,without browsing for
more than 30 minutes of every hour, All of a sudden it flashed me that
i have to meet the HR guys so i locked my desktop and
headed towards the HR block.
After finishing my work with HR, thought i will go n have tea,As i
opened the door n wanted to come out of HR block,A tall guy,
with a long bag on one side of his shoulder approached me n said "Hi"

At first,looking at him i got jitters thinking tat he thinks tat i am some
bigshot n gave him the looks as if even i am the HR manager.
He was looking very dizzy,with a total disheveled look,
he asked me "Sir,where is the rest room here?".
I didnt wanted to reveal the truth to him,but coudnt hide it as well.
I told him Mr blah blah there is no restroom here n the very next moment
the smile on his face vanished,he was just speechless for a moment.

Mr blah blah: what!!!! there is no restroom here?????(with a big frown on his face.)

I was dreaming as to record this conversation n play it
infront of the HR guys,so tat they realise how important it is
to have a restroom.but then, lookin at his face
came out of my dream n blurted ya,no restroom here.

Mr blah blah : How the hell there is no rest room here?

I thought i will tell him the whole story,but didn't have
tat much time.so told him,ya there is a rest room but
it is restricted only for girls. so u cannot go,
listening to this his face went pale,total color change,
he agaped in terror as if some horror scene is going on.

Mr blah blah : So wat about me?where am i supposed to go?

are!!! wat the hell,why is he asking me?.
I thought to utter the famous bollywood dialogue saying "Chillao mat"
(do not shout), but looking at his face i just kept quiet.

Mr bllah blah : then how do u ppl manage without the restroom?

I said(with a sad face),ya previously it was little tough for us
to manage without it,but now we r used to it so not a big deal.

Mr blah blah : But boss,I can't manage,is there any other alternative?

I went into the thoughts,thinking where will i send this guy,
as i was looking around, i saw the lobby down n told him
there is a lobby downstairs u will feel comfortable over there.
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Thats it.....Listening to this Mr blah blah shock his head.Again
there was a color change on his face but this time not the pale one. :-)

Mr blah blah : sir u have mistaken me,I want to go to the LOOOOOOOO,so can u PLEASE tell me where is it?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I was about to burst on his face,but controlled a lot,
poor guy, but dont know how much he would have cursed my company,
i thought i'll yell at him for tat reason,but as it was
no ones mistake so didnt say anything..

And finally,showed him the way to THE REST ROOM
n saw the feel of comfort on his face. :-)))